Haha, I KNOW this ain't a story. But it sure is funny! This was written by a close friend, the class treasurer of... a different class from me. ALL copyrights belong to her, not me, but i'll be happy to forward it ^^
1. Glare at the debtor every time see her and shout “pay up!” (And don’t take “OK” as agreement)
2. Bring a stiletto heel around when you collect money. (Small area = Higher pressure = Broken toes)
3. Call the debtor’s extended family to ask if he’s bankrupt.
4. Bang on the debtor’s desk and demand payment.
5. Charge interest on overdue payment.
6. Inform the debtor she’s the last to pay up.
7. Hover over the debtor until you receive payment.
8. Paste “O $ pay $” with superglue on debtor’s chair.
9. Make a list of what the debtor spends on and demand why he has money for all these and not the class fund.
10. Borrow his house keys (This is by far the MOST effective method).
I WISH i could show you the funny pictures [haha] but it refuses to upload. ==
ok,now back to mugging.
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Wow, your friend is well on her way to developing a career as a "Ah Long"...
she's the class treasurer, if you don't have a few of these tricks... I leaveit to your imagination ;)
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